This was my first time ever to get drunk. I think it is a growing experience to get drunk at least once in one's lifetime especially considering there are no long term negative side effects. And, since I had no social engagements that night I decided, "What the hell, why not get drunk tonight?" ...and so I did. It was actually a pleasant experience, minus the whole puking thing.
A very evil person (BRADLEY KIMBRELL) captured these precious and intimately personal moments by using my own digital camera against me. He is evil.
Image 664 is me getting pissed off at Brad for taking pictures of me drunk and looking my absolute worst.
Images 667 - 675 was some bastard *cough* NATHAN *cough* trying to make it look like I was giving him head. I knew what was going on but sadly the only rebuttal I had available to me was to flip off the camera in protest.
Image 677 is Alex (my senior MENTOR who is suposed to TAKE CARE of me in times like this) finding the experience quite amusing.
Image 680 is Elizabeth (someone who CARED about me) coming by to make sure I'm not dead.
Thank you Elizabeth.
I have learned the following things from this experience:
1) When you drink water, SIP IT VERY SLOWLY. If you do not, you will not be able to hold it down. It took me about 2 quarts of water before I figured this out.
2) When you can no longer taste the alcohol, stop drinking.
3) A Vitamin-C Smoothie makes you feel alot better towards the end of the hangover.
I also wish to thank Alex for getting me on the bed, and whoever it was that cleaned up the puke on the water fountain.
I've been asked whether I would do it again...to this I am not completely certain, it was kinda fun minus the whole puking/hangover/being-dragged-back-to-my-room part, but, not an overly compelling experience in of itself. I remember most of the night, but I do not recall images 659, 660, 661, and 663.
-- Images are in consecutive order. I hope viewers will find my ever-so-unpleasant experience amusing, enlightening, and educational.
Suffice to say, first time drunk; and I was really, really, really, really drunk. It was at least an interesting experience to scrape the bottom of the barrel though.